To Kettch a Thief (or: You’ve got to be chitin me) (4463 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Legends: X-wing Series - Aaron Allston & Michael Stackpole
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Garik "Face" Loran, Ton Phanan, Gara Petothel | Lara Notsil, Dia Passik, Kettch (Star Wars)
Additional Tags: Storini Crystal Prowler
Summary:

Otherwise known as that time when Phanan’s pet insect and a fake Ewok pilot busted a black market ring.

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YULETIEMS IT'S YULETIEMS

I literally haven't even been into the Yuletide collection this year yet, but somebody (edit: I guessed wrong) wrote this magnificent piece of nonsense and I was linked to it. You should all go and read it if you are interested in ridiculous heist shenanigans, because it's fucking amazing. :D